hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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