Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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