He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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