end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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