3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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