Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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