Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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