Dual....:-)
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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