My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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