porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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