he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize
