Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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