If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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