ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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