Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
barbara walters just said penis...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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