I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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