they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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