I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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