i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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