Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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