Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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