I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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