hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
