At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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