Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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