11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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