I want to have your abortion
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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