i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I love having hate sex.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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