Porn is love you can see.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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