I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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