dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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