just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
