Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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