Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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