she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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