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I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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