Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
