This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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