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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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