I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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