how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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