Jerry, you need to find god
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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