we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
