She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Randomize
