Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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