Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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