i don't like sucking hair
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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