did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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