Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We need to rekindle our bromance
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
