I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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