so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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