that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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